Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

mood: awake

Describe yourself in three words only-Sarcastic, Caring, Humorous

Do you want children, yes-I always thought 5 but now I think like 2 or 3 and I want to adopt.

Would you rather take up a permanent residence near the mountains or near the beach? Beach……so much nicer

Did you parents stay married? Yes-23 years 

When do you first know you like someone (as in gf/bf material)? They care what you are saying and take an interest in what you like and what you want and are out for more than one thing.

What do you think is the perfect present? Something that I have hinted about and shows that they have really been listening

Did you ever question if you liked someone of the same sex? nope

Are you for or against the death penalty? I am for it….i believe that if they are even considered for it then they deserve it

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Married with 2 or 3 kids and a great job

Do you have fat days? yea..everyday! lol

Do you exercise often? Sometimes…..i get a lot at work

What is the one thing you want that’s attainable in the next week? My diploma

Why haven’t you attained it yet? school isn't over yet

What do you want that is attainable in the next year? Find a good job and a good relationship

Do you think you will actually be able to get it? Heck yes…I have to get out of my house

Would you ever invest in implants? Hell no…I have too much as it is..i want to get rid of it.

What do you lack most in life? self confidence

What is the craziest thing you do for one million dollars?that’s a hard one…..ill have to get back to you on that.

Who can brighten your day without saying a word? My roomies

What age did you find out Santa wasn’t real (sorry if your still in the dark about that one)? I'm not sure, but it was young 

What TV show relates to your life the most, why? The Simpsons…it is the best show on the planet and my family reminds me so much of them

What song describes who you are as a person, and has, and will continue to? Oh there are so many that I cant pick just one

Who knows ALL of your secrets? I don’t really have any secrets…I usually tell all

If someone other then yourself, what makes that person trustworthy to know them ALL?  I like to let things go and tell what I have on my mind

Who was your first crush you can remember? Alan and Jason

Who was the last? Steve

Did either go anywhere? Uh no

Do you like to dance in public? No

Do you feel more comfortable dancing in front of people you do or don't know? Nope..i hate it

What is the longest time you have spent in a moving object? 18 hours to Sarasota Florida

How many states have you been to? 8

How many countries? 2

What was the last book that you read, why did you read it? Not sure…but I bet it was for class

Did you vote in the primary’s?No

Of your closest friends, who have you known the longest? Carmen-17 years

of your closest friends, who have you known for the shortest amount of time? The Roomies and my IGA friends

Has your favorite color changed a lot as you grew up? Yeah it went from pink to black to blue to purple to pink

What three crayons can best describe you, why? Yellow bc my nickname in high school was Sunshine, Pink because I love it and I wear it all the time, Blue because I used to be that way

Do you want more than this world has to offer? and if so what? Yes, Heaven

If your love died, how long do you think it would take for you to be over them? never

What was the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Hmmm…I don’t know…prolly M&M’s

mood: accomplished music: My fave Cosby Show episode where all the guys are pregnant

Well hello all....im not wanting to fill out any more apps so here i am....

I am sending out almost 30 apps and resumes....if i dont get atleast on interview i am gonna scream...i dont wanna live at home anymore:(

School is almost over and its so sad....im so gonna miss all the friends i have made here...you have all had a strong impact on my life and i will never forget any of you....later this week there will be memory posts and shoutouts to all my friends....i swear this time i will do it.....:)

I love strawberries and cream cheese fruit dip....yay

I am so sick of the IGA......i need a job to get away from there...now alice is saying im a backstabber...oh little does she know that she is not gonna like it when i tell her what for...i cannot wait:)

I am starting to hate drama.....really starting to hate it

ho hum....nothing else to write.......bye bye:)

*Keep your head up Jess....I love you and i know everything will get better:):)

Jenn

mood: nauseated music: Amazing-Josh Kelley

Yes yes i know its been a long damn time since i updated....ive been busy...super busy....busy enough to get ims from adri yelling at me bc i have no time to talk to anyone.   Well heres an update on whats been going on....

School is 3 weeks away from being over....and i am really sad about it.  Its gonna suck that i will be so far away from all the friends that have meant so much to me over the years.  I hope to always stay in touch with them and never lose them because they have been great my four years here. 

Job search sucks ass.....if i dont find one soon im gonna go insane.....really.....bc i dont want to move home:(......i could say more but i dont know who reads this...if you wanna know just im me.

Good friends are the best things ever.....hahahaha

My roomies and i have interesting times........oh so many quotes....oh so many times i think they are cracked out...hahaha.

I am so gonna miss Tony and Eva when i leave....we went to the movies on Friday and i didn't realize how much i am gonna miss them when i leave....they are some of my greatest friends and i am so gonna cry when i have to leave......they mean so much to me.

All my friends mean so much to me and i dont think i would be the person i am today with out them....love to you all.

But then i also get to the point where i am fucking sick of everyone and need to get away...its getting to that point quickly

I want to marry Josh Kelley......drool

It official.....no more steve.....lets all do a happy dance.......its about time i stopped talking to the loser....oh what a loser.

Pray for me.....just please do...............

Ok well im out of here...time for bed bc i feel ill....damn migraines....blugh

Lots of Love

Jenn

mood: depressed music: Roseanne

I am officially fucking burnt out on this place...i wanna get the fuck out and away from everyone.  I am sick of this bullshit.  I really hope i get that fucking job so that i dont have to live in this fucking city anymore. 

I had my interview today..i will know in a week if i got the job and i hope to God that i got it. 

No one knows what goes on with me....no one knows nor do they care....they dont fucking understand that this shit is nothing i can control....its been getting worse lately......and i know what i need to do about it.....

Stupid Steve is about to piss me off....im gonna hit him in the head if i ever see him.

I need a place to go that I can just get away and not be so upset.....i know where that is....but its too hard to get there.....

God I hate it when i get like this......i fucking hate it

Bye

mood: sleepy music: Cosby show

Yay for being back in the haute.....i missed this town so much...it actually has things to do and people to talk to....happy=Jenn:)

I did miss my roomies.....yeah i hate to admit that....haha.....jk

I have to start working again tomorrow...its been a week and a half and its been great...i dont miss it one bit....but i guess i need the money...damn damn damn.

I really have nothing to say.....nothing at all...which is sad....but strange.

Ill update more later when i am more awake....good night

Quad 136 Love

Jennifer Ani

mood: aggravated music: cosby show

Its been a long weekend and much fun was had....i won $185 on pull tabs this weekend.....I LOVE MONEY:)

I worked on sunday, had that stupid banquet and then walmart ...i didn't go to bed till 1:30....i was up for 22 hours....not good for jenn.

You dont own me!

I love dling whole cds now....its so awesome.

It interesting how Sarah is trying to plan my entire life on a whim....its kinda funny.  She now has my husband and wedding and life planned out...i dont know if i should be happy or scared...lol

Got to find a job...got to find a job....got to find a job....eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk

Only a few more days till Spring Break and i couldn't be happier...i need to get the hell out of here and away from everyone for a while......yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

GRRRRRRRRRRRR for annoying people......damn them.....grrrrrrrrrrr

Need much sleep....haven't got much lately

GoOd NiGhT

Jenn

mood: thirsty music: TV

I have to work all weekend and do homework...oh the fun and exciting like i lead...ummm...no not really.

Friday-work 2-8 then come home and write atleast 3 of the 6 papers i have due on tuesday. 

Saturday-Work 11-6 come home, shower, and then go to bed at 8pm...yes thats right 8pm... and why you may ask............

Sunday work 4:30AM-11AM.....which totally sucks ass.....then i nap before my banquet and then maybe go do something with Beth after her chapter for her birthday.

Oh the fun and lovely times that i will have......boooooooooooo

I like how i totally forget what i was gonna write here.

Its always fun times staying up till 3am talking to Sarah....too bad i need to stop and start doing work...damn senioritis.....damn you *shakes fist at sky*

I also like how i am making a journal entry and i have 6 2page papers to write...oh well...its all opinions...but i guess no one reads this either..muhahah.

YAY for Spring Break coming and i get to sleep all damn day...you dont know how happy i will be for that day to come.

Well i best get ready for work....nooooooooooooooooo

Have a good weekend everyone

Jenn:)

mood: sick music: American Idol

Layer One: STATS
Name: Jennifer Anne Canfield

Birth date: November 30, 1981

Birthplace: Danville, IL

Current location: Indiana State University, Terre Haute, Indiana

Eye color: blue

Hair color: Brown with blonde highlights

Height: 5'5''

Righty or Lefty: righty

Innie or Outtie: innie

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Current mood: sick
Current hair: flat

Current annoyance: My sinus headache and the terrible singers on American Idol

Current thing you ought to be doing: Studying, writing papers, looking for jobs, a lot of things

Current desktop picture: Happy Bunny figures...they rock!

Current worry: finding a job and finding a place to live

Layer Two: DESCRIPTION

Your race: Caucasian

Your weakness: Sweets, illegal substances, alcohol, boys

Your fears: Being alone, feet, car washes, crowded places, not finding a good job

Goal you'd like to achieve: Have an awesome job and a family here in about 5 years.

Layer Three: TELL
Your most overused phrase on AIM/AOL/ICQ:  fun times, haha

Your first thoughts when waking up: damn school

Your best physical feature: eyes, lips and boobs

Your bedtime: anywhere between 12 and 3 am

Your greatest accomplishment: Graduating college in 4 years considering i changed my major 5 times..hehe

Most missed memory: Being with friends that really care about me.....sometimes i miss that

Layer Four: YOU PREFER
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds

Single or Group Dates: single

Adidas or Nike: Nike

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea

Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla

Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

Layer Five: DO YOU
Smoke: soemtimes

Cuss: All the damn time
Sing well: yes i do:)

Have a crush(es): of course...

Do you think you've been in love: nope

Want to get married: yes....def.

Believe in yourself: Sometimes...but sometimes its hard to do

Get motion sickness: all the damn time

Think you're attractive: sometimes...but not really much
Think you're a health freak: hell no

Like thunderstorms: yeah if there are other people in the house...i just love rain though

Play an instrument: nope...just always sang

Layer Six: PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
Drank alcohol: yes

Smoked: yes

Done a drug: yes
Gone on a date: nope

Done anything sexual:  no

Gone to the mall: yes

Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope...never
Been dumped: no
Been dumpee: no
Made homemade cookies: yep

Gone skinny-dipping: nope

Dyed your hair: yep

A - Age: 22 B - none C - Career in future: Child Development and Family Life D - Dad's name: Steven E - Easiest person to talk to: Adri, Sarah, Dylan, Kira F - Favorite song at the moment: Come Clean, One Call Away, Yeah and Figured You Out G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Gummy Worms H - Hometown: Marshall, Indiana I - Instruments: just my voice...but i so wanna learn piano          J - Job title: Deli Worker at West Vigo IGA K - Kids: 0 L - Longest car ride ever: Marshall In to Sarasota FL              M - Mom's name: Phyllis N - Number of siblings: 2 older bros O - Oldest sibling: 31 years old P - Phobia[s]: being alone, feet Q - Quote you like: "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." R - Reason to smile: Friends and family S - Song you sang last: Too many to remember..i sing all the time T - Time you woke up: 8:00 a.m. U - Unknown fact about me: I keep a lot hidden..... V - Vegetable you hate: spinach W - Worst habit: biting my nails, cussing X - X-rays you've had:  none..just cat scans                               Y - Yummy food: Mexican, IHOP, Italian Z - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

I will update soon...just not feeling well now....have a good night

Jennifer Ani